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SmotherBenchTM , our slogan "If we build it, they will cum," and the MasterMind logo are copyrighted and trademarked. All rights reserved.

Christmas delivery deadlines:

For delivery by Christmas (Via our etsy store):

US: Anything except SmotherBench order by Dec13th choose 3-day shipping or faster. SmotherBench order by Dec9, 3-day or faster.
Expedite may be possible after for fee.

Outside US:
Anything except SmotherBench must be ordered by Dec9th and choose Priority Mail Express International or Global Express.
SmotherBench must be ordered by Dec9th, ship Global Express only.

I will get your purchase out on time, but USPS shipping around the holiday sometimes is not great. I cannot be responsible for their delivery schedule if they screw it up. For absolute guaranteed delivery, contact me for more reliable (and much more expensive) shipping services. There will be an expediting fee.

For last minute stuff, I can be bribed...on a case-by-case basis. Contact me via email here.

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